| Hello there, DA! I go by the name of 'His wRetchedness', but you may call me 'wRetch', if you please. =] I am a very friendly and open-minded person. Don't be afraid to strike up a conversation with me, especially a sciency one. My drawings can differ very widely, anywhere from sickeningly adorable, to somewhat creepy, to downright perverse. It's all good. XD Upon searching my gallery, you will probably see a lot of the same characters. This is normal for me. I shall try to break this habit. Anything else you'd like to know? Just ask. =] Things that I 1. PORN!!! (Nearly any kind, I am a pornographic connoisseur.) 2. Abnormal psychology, asylums, straitjackets (spell it correctly, people! DX), and too much medication. 8D 3. Biology, medical... stuff (utter lack of articulation on my part today. DX), 4. Little, tiny clay sculptures of tasty things. (we all have guilty pleasures, don't we?) 5. Neutralizing drama, which I do fairly well. B] 6. Humor. =3 7. Male pronouns. Things that I do not 1. Unwarranted meanery. ='[ 2. Ridiculously poor syntax. (Just TRY, it's really not that difficult. It needn't be perfect.) 3. Conventional thinking and popularity. (Pffft~! The chances of something being both popular AND unique are extremely slim.) 4. Being bored. Things that make me D<: 1. Irrational, illogical, hyper-estrogenic people. (This includes religious fanatics, super-conservative right-wings, and PMSing wimminz.) 2. People that manage to make money off of super-crappy artwork. (I'm looking at you, 90% of manga-ka. D< ) 3. Not knowing something. D< (Grrrr!) 4. Censorship. Things that make me go 'Bleeeeuuugh...': 1. Bright lights, open spaces, and unexpected physical contact. 2. Having wet hair. (Uuuuuggghheeeewww....) 3. Crowds, loud people, and public places. (Makes me nervous~....) 4. Doorknobs. Things that make me crap in my pants: 1. Contagious people. (Leave your damn colds and whatnot at home, kthxbai. No, rly, gtfo.) 2. An adventurous vomiteer in my vicinity. (If I find out you're contagious, I WILL kick you in the crotch.) 3. Eye contact. D8 (It buuuuurns!) 4. Diarrhea. (Lawlz. Mandatory potty-joke: check.) My y!Gallery: [link] My FA: [link] My Photobucket: [link] |
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"Sticks and stones are hard on bones, aimed with angry art, words can sting like anything but silence breaks the heart." -- Phyllis McGinley
And you? =3
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"Sticks and stones are hard on bones, aimed with angry art, words can sting like anything but silence breaks the heart." -- Phyllis McGinley
School is very nice. How are your new classes? =o
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